MSN conversation between Sara and I:
S: Pink or purple roses for the wedding?
M: There are purple roses? I never knew that. Pick lilies?
S: Oooh lilies are pretty! Hmm, maybe lilies then. Or tulips?
S: Oh you will be coming for my wedding right?
M: Of course! Save a large chunk of cake for me!
S: Hahaha, oh, we were thinking – all the guests should have a date for the wedding!
S: To make the entire atmosphere more romantic!
S: So bring a date along ya? (:
M: WHAT THE HELL? Huh why? That is so weird!
S: We thought it would be so sweet to have the feeling of romance in the air!
M: Huh, that is so strange! Oh my god.
M: So I have to bring someone? Who??
S: How about that dude you are going out with? The private banker dude?
M: I only went out with Michael a couple of times! Besides, it’s complicated.
S: But he is so sweet! Get him! Get him!
S: I thought you said you liked his dress sense?
M: I’m not bringing him to the wedding just because I like his shirts!
S: Hahaha! But he is sweet! So nice and charming and everything.
M: My mother is pretty sweet too, can I bring her instead??
S: Hahaha!
M: ARGH. You do know that if I bring him along, there goes your coffee machine!
S: What coffee machine?
M: The one I was going to give you for your wedding!
M: No more coffee machine; I’m getting you some cheap tupperware sets instead.
S: Hahahaha! Fine, bring the guy along. I can make do with extra tuperware (:
This is why I want to clobber my friends sometimes.